Jumat, 24 Juni 2011

How to turn a melon into a male sex toy

Step 1. Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your penis. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you're making sex toys not digging ditches.

Step 2. Heat up the melon and squirt in some natural lubricant.

Step 3. A little bonus to add to the melon procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, but reaching all the way in to the 'vagina'.

Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. A nice substitute for a blow job!

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